Ryan Taylor

Ryan Taylor

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Skit ideas

1. Jesus v. Mohammda ( UFC)
2. Steroids parody
3. Debating goes wrong
4. Shooting a homeless guy
5. Mafia being president
6. More weekend update pieces
7. How to talk to people Kayla style
8. A black, Jew, Mexican, and an englishmen yelling at the tv.
9. Name that douchebag
10. Potlical pieces.
11. Foreigner filling out a police report
12. Doctor who didn't go to college

Thursday, March 25, 2010

funny one liner

silly Republicans tricks r for kids

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

name the d-bag skit in the works

Name that d-bag
By: Ryan Taylor

Game show host: Welcome to another installment of name that D-bag the rules are simple name a famous person or some in this school correctly and you automatically get ten points. Look at that lovely group of people what are your names?
Contestant # 1: My name is Mike Hunt and I like in Jacksonville, Florida.
Game show host: That is lovely and what is your name pretty girl?
Contestant #2: My name is Jessica and I live in New York, New York.
Game show host: What is your name and you look like a D-bag.
Contestant 3#: My name is Matt Finely and I live in Rockport, Indiana and I have a kid on the way.
Game show host: Alright Let’s plays name that D-bag. Here’s your first question he is the star of the new movie Milk? Name that d-bag.
Constant #2: How is Sean Penn.!
Game show host: That is correct! Next question he goes to South Spencer and he looks like a caveman?
Constant # 1: How is Mac Webb?
Game show host: How is the magician who stars on the A&E show Kris Angle mind freak?
Constant # 3: Who is Kris Angle?!
Game show host: That’s correct! Next question what rapper was married to Brittney Spears and has own Rap album?
Constant #3: Who is Kevin Federline?
Game show host: That is correct!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

steroids, the breakfast of champions

Are u tired of the same old cereal;it doesn't give u enough pep in your step. here's a new cereal for u called Steroids. The wholesome goodness of steroids and the fruity flavors will surely give a pep in your step. It will give u muscles and an attitude they will be positive and alarming. It make u angry and u what to beat on people and throw things at them. It will make your Cadillac into a Beetle bug. The cereal also comes in liquid with an injection needle. Steroids, the breakfast of Champions!!!

Funny story I guess

I was walking down the street one day, and this stinky homeless guy was looking at me; looks like he was up all night smoking crack or freebasing coke or something. He was saying man could u give me a light and I said," no r u fucking out of your mind get a job u asshole." The guy was like ok thanks for your time sir; I won't bother u anymore. So I proceed to walk some more and I notice that man again he came back up to me and said I will suck your dick for $10. I said, "HAVE U LOST YOUR DAMN MIND!!! I'm not a fag and besides u might have AIDS or something. So the guy said sorry sir I didn't mean to bother u and I hope you are not offended by my behavior. I was said, " U damn well offended me and my manhood so good day to u sir. I was walking a little bit more and the homeless guy was there I think he was following or had a GPS on me or something this weird SOB was asking me such stupid questions. U know what I did I shot him; don't ask me were I got the gun I just shot him and runaway. That's the end of the funny story.