steroids, the breakfast of champions

Are u tired of the same old cereal;it doesn't give u enough pep in your step. here's a new cereal for u called Steroids. The wholesome goodness of steroids and the fruity flavors will surely give a pep in your step. It will give u muscles and an attitude they will be positive and alarming. It make u angry and u what to beat on people and throw things at them. It will make your Cadillac into a Beetle bug. The cereal also comes in liquid with an injection needle. Steroids, the breakfast of Champions!!!